It was weegie pat's last day on the job after 35yrs of carrying the post through all kinds of weather 2 the same neighbourhoods of Edinburgh. Everybody knew weegie pat though they didnt speak to him of course. But surprise!

When he arrived at the 1st house, he was greeted by the whole family there who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a cheque for £50.

When he got to the 2nd house they presented him with superb Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box while the folk at the 3rd house gave him a case of 30-yr old Dalmore.

At the 4th house he was met at the door by a stunning blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs where the woman made him a huge breakfast-eggs, tomatoes, bacon, sausage, beans, black pudding, the complete heart-stopper and freshly squeezed orange juice. when he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a five pound note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was jst too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for?"